Dog Daily News

We’ve written a couple of times this month about fat dogs, and have heard some complaints about the fact that we aren’t horrified by paunchy pooches. So on behalf of those who want all dogs to be svelterrific, we bring you the Dog Daily News Top 10 reasons why dogs should not get fat:

A textbook case of Reason No. 3

1)    It’s bad for their joints and heart

2)    It’s bad for your image

3)    They can’t fit into their winter coats

4)    They look terrible in skinny jeans

5)    It makes them more prone to doggy diabetes

6)    It makes them more prone to getting stuck in         the doggy door

An embarrassing instance of Reason #6

7)    Three words: Thit cho hap (You don’t want             to know)

8)    They’re dead ringers for engorged ticks

9)    Richard Simmons may pay you a visit

10)  Your dog may want him to stay

Reason #9

Reason No. 10