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Did Bo let go on Air Force One? His lips are sealed. Oh wait, actually, they're sort of wide open. But he's not talking. (AP photo)

Rumors are swirling around Capitol Hill about First Dog Bo Obama. Some say he did the unthinkable: He went number two on Air Force One. “You can imagine the horror on board when they discovered what it had done,” according to a Wall Street Journal source, who was referring to Bo and his alleged bathroom mishap.

A White House press official maintains that the poop story is a crock. But we aren’t so sure. After all, this is a young dog whose habits need some fine tuning. It’s well known that he likes to chew magazines and socks and the president’s sneakers. A dog who does these things might not be ready to use a jet that has no dog bathroom.

If indeed Bo did poop on the presidential jet, I want dibs on it. I will add it to my growing collection that I will either take to Taiwan or hold onto until I talk San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom into its very own pay-for-poo policy. (If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you haven’t been reading Dog Daily News! Check out the previous two posts for the scoop.)