Comments on: Man bites dog

By: dogdailynews

dogdailynews — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 06:44:59 +0000

Culinary school! Do tell! That’s a dream come true for me, to know someone in culinary school! Can I come over and help you sample the dropped goods? Wait, don’t you have a sensitive tummy? Then I will do the work myself. I will eat all his culinary mistakes. How can I find out more about his culinary school adventures? Keep us posted!
Frank

By: Zipper

Zipper — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:09:36 +0000

Frank,
My human newshound says feel free to consult with him anytime on news judgment. He hasn’t done much journalistic sleuthing lately, though. Says he’s into a new thing — going to culinary school. Not sure what good that’s gonna do. After all, does he think he can make me kibble better than the yummy stuff in the green bag from Barry’s on Fillmore?
Zipper

By: dogdailynews

dogdailynews — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 01:33:13 +0000

Dear Zipper,
Thanks for your kind remarks on my nose for news. That’s why I’m editor, and dogs like Zulu and Jasper tend to do things like sort mail and mop floors. OK, they do more than that, but sometimes they’re so prudish they only want to publish press releases. Sounds like you live with a human newshound with a great sensibility. Who is he? Can I consult with him the next time we have a brouhaha in the office? He obviously knows his stuff if we agreed with my decision. Smart man (or woman?).
Frank

By: Zipper

Zipper — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:35:15 +0000

Frank,
Glad you included this story, despite Zulu’s protestations. It is news, confirmed by the human newshound I live with. But, ouch! Losing your nose to a pitbull! Of course, as a Shih-Tzu, I have very little in the way of a nose, so perhaps little to worry about. My biggest concern is beating the aforementioned human newshound to the spot on the sofa where the sun shines through the window.
Keep up the good digging, Frank.
Zipper