Dog Daily News

Maggie looks a little concerned about her choice of peeing spots (Photo: NY Daily News)

Maggie the Boxer was out on a stroll this weekend when she was struck by the urge to empty her bladder a bit. The urge happened to hit as she was passing by the Libyan Mission, where a red carpet was rolled out for Libyan leader Moammar Ghadafi, according to a story in the NY Daily News. We can imagine how temptingly grass-like it was compared to the hard concrete sidewalk, so it was a natural that the carpet got “watered.”

Maggie, if you see these women trailing you, run! These are not the Guardian Angel red berets you're used to in NYC.

If Maggie looks a little worried and frazzled in the above picture, it’s because she realized too late that you just don’t go around peeing on the red carpet of a militant Libyan dictator. You just don’t. Maggie, we are concerned for you. Sure, they cut away the section of red carpet where you did your number, but you really don’t want to offend the man who gave a hero’s welcome to the Lockerbie Bomber. This man has 40 model-gorgeous armed bodyguards who are purported to be virgins. There’s no telling how trigger-happy they may be.

"That dog in the picture above. Go get her!" -- M. Ghadafi (In case you are reading this, Mr. Ghadafi, it's just a joke.)

Mags, if you need a safehouse for a while, call us. We can put together a little witness protection sort of program. We might ask you to dye your hair and change your name, but you will be safe in San Francisco. Oops. We probably shouldn’t have said the city. Well Magster, looks like you’re on your own. Good luck, girl.