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Jessica Simpson's dog not the first celeb pup to be snatched by a coyote

Another coyote meal, with his person, Ozzy Osbourne

How could a coyote eat something so fluffy? Poor Little Bit...

Jessica Simpson’s dog, Daisy, is not the first celebrity dog to be eaten by a coyote in LA this year. (We are assuming Daisy’s story does not have a happy ending.)

In July, a coyote made a meal of Ozzy Osbourne’s Pomeranian, Little Bit. (We hate to call attention to this, but in hindsight, Little Bit was a fitting name.) Fans found out the same way about Little Bit’s coyote encounter as they did about Daisy’s: Via a tweet. “My dad’s dog was eaten by a coyote last night in LA,” tweeted Kelly Osbourne. She said the Black Sabbath rocker was “devastated. She (Little Bit) was his other woman.”

Paris Hilton's dogs turned out not to be coyote appetizers

Paris Hilton's dogs turned out not to be coyote appetizers

Last fall, a popular LA Times blog reported that two of Paris Hilton’s 17 dogs had been eaten by a coyote. Fortunately, this turned out to be false.

We don’t think there’s a pandemic of coyotes targeting dogs of celebs. That would be a great campy movie, but it’s just a bit far fetched, even in the wacky world of Hollywood. But we do think anyone — famous or not — living in LA’s coyote country needs to be extra careful with their best friends. We really don’t want to have to write about any more of these tragic little tales.

2 Comments

  • Ozzie Ozbourne’s comment on this sadness was: “mmmhh ffhhmm hffnn.”

  • Oh oh you are a very naughty dog, Zipper!

    BTW, Ozzy only ate a rat. And he did it only once, I think. Actually he only bit the head off it. OK, I’m feeling sick. I have to go lie down.
    – Frank

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